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L’apocalipsi segons Noé, el manetes del barri

  Quan al veïnat van començar a aparèixer rumors que la gent s’havia tornat encara més estúpida de l’habitual, vaig pensar: “Res nou”. Però un dia, mentre feia cua al supermercat per comprar cafè i cinta americana, vaig rebre una trucada inesperada. "Hola, Noé? Escolta, la cosa està molt xunga. Hem de parlar." Així va començar el meu malson... i la construcció de l’arca més cutre que mai heu vist. Va resultar que la terra estava "corrompuda i plena de violència". Vaja, com qualsevol dilluns al metro. Però aquesta vegada era més greu. Em van dir que havia de salvar el món construint una mena de nau espacial... però flotant. Una arca, em deien. Vaig pensar que era una broma, però no. Era jo, una serra i una pila de fusta resinosa. Les instruccions eren clares, però inhumanes. "Cento quaranta metres de llarg, vint-i-tres d’ample i catorze d’alt. I tres pisos, eh? Que no falti espai." Vaig fer càlculs ràpids i vaig entendre que necessitava més cinta americana....

Is That a Cat or a Cult? The Strangest Art You'll See This Week


Okay, so you've decided to take a break from doomscrolling, and now you're staring at this... cat? Is it a cat, though? Or is it a portal to another dimension filled with mini ghostly cults? Welcome to the weirdest corner of the internet, where felines meet occult patterns and suddenly your perfectly curated Instagram feed feels like vanilla ice cream.

Let's break it down: what you’re looking at is no ordinary kitty. This feline is made up of what can only be described as a small army of... tiny ghostly figures? Each figure seems to be a little entity of its own, like they’re about to form a cat-themed uprising, or, worse, they’ve been watching you all along. This is not your basic "fluffy cute cat meme" content, folks. Oh no, this is art that makes you question your very existence. It’s a bizarre mix of gothic vibes and "I dare you to look away" energy, and let’s face it—you can't.

But here's where I really get you hooked. Imagine hanging this on your wall. Just think about it. Your guests walk in, expecting your usual IKEA stuff, and BAM! They see this. Suddenly, you're not just that person with the boring cat calendar on the fridge; you're the enlightened soul who owns a cat that might be a cult leader. You’ll be the talk of the town, maybe even of an occult subreddit.

Let’s be honest—don't you want to impress your friends and strangers alike? Don’t you want to elevate your home, your life, your entire sense of being? This artwork does that. It’s not just a cat. It’s a statement piece. It’s a conversation starter. It’s a black hole of visual intrigue that swallows you whole and spits you out with more questions than answers.

Plus, it’s Halloween season. You need this vibe in your life. You don’t want to be left out of the "creepy but aesthetically on point" trend, do you? Thought so.

 

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