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L’apocalipsi segons Noé, el manetes del barri

  Quan al veïnat van començar a aparèixer rumors que la gent s’havia tornat encara més estúpida de l’habitual, vaig pensar: “Res nou”. Però un dia, mentre feia cua al supermercat per comprar cafè i cinta americana, vaig rebre una trucada inesperada. "Hola, Noé? Escolta, la cosa està molt xunga. Hem de parlar." Així va començar el meu malson... i la construcció de l’arca més cutre que mai heu vist. Va resultar que la terra estava "corrompuda i plena de violència". Vaja, com qualsevol dilluns al metro. Però aquesta vegada era més greu. Em van dir que havia de salvar el món construint una mena de nau espacial... però flotant. Una arca, em deien. Vaig pensar que era una broma, però no. Era jo, una serra i una pila de fusta resinosa. Les instruccions eren clares, però inhumanes. "Cento quaranta metres de llarg, vint-i-tres d’ample i catorze d’alt. I tres pisos, eh? Que no falti espai." Vaig fer càlculs ràpids i vaig entendre que necessitava més cinta americana....

Embracing Childhood Whimsy: A Teddy Bear’s Tale


Once upon a not-so-ordinary day, I found myself strolling down memory lane without even taking a step outside my door. There it was, in all its glory—a masterpiece sketched by tiny hands that knew no bounds of imagination. A portrait of me, or at least an abstract representation with hair that defied gravity and a smile so wide it could challenge the Cheshire Cat’s grin.

But wait! What’s this cuddly interloper doing here? Ah yes, Sir Teddy Fluffington III—my trusty companion from the days when monsters lurked under beds and fairy tales were gospel truth. He sits there, snug in my two-dimensional arms, blissfully unaware of his rebellion against artistic norms.

You see, dear reader, this isn’t just any old picture; it’s an invitation to remember—to feel again those unfiltered moments of joy when everything was simpler and love came in the form of scribbles and stuffed animals.

So why am I sharing this whimsical tableau? Because somewhere along our grown-up journeys we’ve misplaced our maps to Neverland. It’s time to reclaim your ticket to that magical place where teddy bears are more than just silent confidants—they’re gatekeepers to our forgotten selves.

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