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L’apocalipsi segons Noé, el manetes del barri

  Quan al veïnat van començar a aparèixer rumors que la gent s’havia tornat encara més estúpida de l’habitual, vaig pensar: “Res nou”. Però un dia, mentre feia cua al supermercat per comprar cafè i cinta americana, vaig rebre una trucada inesperada. "Hola, Noé? Escolta, la cosa està molt xunga. Hem de parlar." Així va començar el meu malson... i la construcció de l’arca més cutre que mai heu vist. Va resultar que la terra estava "corrompuda i plena de violència". Vaja, com qualsevol dilluns al metro. Però aquesta vegada era més greu. Em van dir que havia de salvar el món construint una mena de nau espacial... però flotant. Una arca, em deien. Vaig pensar que era una broma, però no. Era jo, una serra i una pila de fusta resinosa. Les instruccions eren clares, però inhumanes. "Cento quaranta metres de llarg, vint-i-tres d’ample i catorze d’alt. I tres pisos, eh? Que no falti espai." Vaig fer càlculs ràpids i vaig entendre que necessitava més cinta americana....

How This Paper Landscape Will Change Your Life (Or Not)


 Look at that picture up there. Go ahead, I’ll wait. At first glance, you might think, "Wow, such beautiful mountains and rivers!" But no, you’re wrong. It’s not just a landscape – it’s a masterpiece of paper art, my friend. Yes, someone took the time to roll, fold, and glue tiny pieces of colored paper to make this stunning scene that I bet you now want on your wall. Of course, you do. Because who wouldn’t want the soul-crushing reminder of how unproductive their afternoon was compared to the artist who crafted this?

I mean, sure, you could try to make one yourself. All you need is infinite patience, artistic talent you probably don’t have, and enough paper strips to bury your living room in a sea of frustration. Don’t worry, though. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably just give up halfway through and buy the darn thing. Because why stress when someone else has already made your dream paper world? You could be spending that time binge-watching your favorite series. It's all about priorities.

But let’s get real here. You need this in your life. Not want, need. Imagine inviting friends over. What’s the first thing they’ll notice? Yep, that ridiculously detailed paper landscape on your wall. They'll think, “This person has taste.” Or maybe they'll just think you’re really into arts and crafts. Either way, you're winning.

So go ahead, indulge in this 3D dream of mountains, trees, and a peaceful stream. Let it transform your empty wall space into something magnificent. And when you look at it every day, you can quietly pretend that you’re living in that perfect, vibrant world, where deadlines, emails, and laundry don’t exist. It’s the ultimate escapism – no passport required.

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