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L’apocalipsi segons Noé, el manetes del barri

  Quan al veïnat van començar a aparèixer rumors que la gent s’havia tornat encara més estúpida de l’habitual, vaig pensar: “Res nou”. Però un dia, mentre feia cua al supermercat per comprar cafè i cinta americana, vaig rebre una trucada inesperada. "Hola, Noé? Escolta, la cosa està molt xunga. Hem de parlar." Així va començar el meu malson... i la construcció de l’arca més cutre que mai heu vist. Va resultar que la terra estava "corrompuda i plena de violència". Vaja, com qualsevol dilluns al metro. Però aquesta vegada era més greu. Em van dir que havia de salvar el món construint una mena de nau espacial... però flotant. Una arca, em deien. Vaig pensar que era una broma, però no. Era jo, una serra i una pila de fusta resinosa. Les instruccions eren clares, però inhumanes. "Cento quaranta metres de llarg, vint-i-tres d’ample i catorze d’alt. I tres pisos, eh? Que no falti espai." Vaig fer càlculs ràpids i vaig entendre que necessitava més cinta americana....

Why You Need the Messy Bun Aesthetic in Your Life – Like, Yesterday!


You know that messy bun look? The one that screams, “I woke up like this, and I’m better than you”? Yeah, that’s the one. The kind of hairstyle that says, “I don’t care, but also, I totally care because it took 25 minutes of meticulous arranging to look like I don’t care.” It’s effortless—except for all the effort, obviously.

But listen, this isn’t just a hairstyle; it’s a statement. A manifesto, really. Wearing a messy bun signals to the world that you're low-key a creative genius—like some kind of tortured artist who can't be bothered to comb her hair, because, duh, you're busy with life and ideas and stuff. Forget a sleek, polished ponytail. That's for corporate types who have their whole life planned out. But you? You're the unpredictable, artsy rebel who's one “Ugh, whatever” away from starting a revolution.

Here’s the kicker: you NEED this vibe in your life. Think about it—how else are you going to convey to everyone at the coffee shop that you’re deep and mysterious, even if you’re just ordering an oat milk latte for the aesthetic? You want people to wonder, “What’s her story?” while also keeping them far enough away to maintain your air of cool detachment. That’s a fine line to walk, and no hairstyle does it better than a messy bun.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the “I have my life together” but not really aspect. With this look, you’re both a hot mess and a fashion icon, and that’s honestly the sweet spot, isn’t it? You're both approachable and unattainable—a walking enigma wrapped in chic disarray.

Now, here’s the thing: if you’re not already mastering this vibe, you’re missing out. Like, huge FOMO levels of missing out. You can’t just think messy bun; you’ve got to live it. Otherwise, what’s the point? So grab that hair tie, toss in a dash of attitude, and embrace your inner chaotic artist. Your Instagram followers will thank you later.


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